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Reblogged from nyctophilialust, Posted by tiaraless.
golddiggerr:

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Reblogged from heyfunniest, Posted by i-am-lady-larkin.
Reblogged from quotelounge, Posted by quotelounge.
quotelounge:

Quote Lounge

fleshmorph:

i do bad things because i listen to music with swears 

unsmokable:

don’t say “or naw” to me or I will fucking choke you

buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud

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(Source: whimmy-bam)

Reblogged from vanessacarcache1, Posted by naughty-couples.

subwaywhore:

Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes

unclefather:

anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”

(Source: unclefather)

Reblogged from zodiacchic, Posted by zodiacchic.
zodiacchic:

ZodiacChic Post:Virgo

treasure:

how to take a test: cry on the paper and the choice closest to your tear is the answer